Favorite Quote from Movie

[GeorgiaDixie]

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

-Cool Hand Luke

 

[BarcelonaBlom]

"Washington! You ever spend a million dollars before?"

-Boys in Company C

 

[BarcelonaBlom]

"Patton! I shan't kiss you."

"I shaved this side of my face real close expecting a smack from you!"

 

[BarcelonaBlom]

"Save them save them save them! Hurt me hurt me hurt me."

"Sire, you mean hurt them and save you?!"

"Yes just go"

-King John and the Sheriff of Rottingham

 

[Janos]

"We're from Chicago! We invented meaningless violence!"

-- Officer Dan, on the TV show Married With Children

"Senators and Senatorettes: Since man evolved from the mighty atom, he has sought after two things. The other one is entertainment."

-- Al Bundy, on the TV show Married With Children

 

[GeorgiaDixie]

Originally posted by Janos
"We're from Chicago! We invented meaningless violence!"

-- Officer Dan, on the TV show Married With Children

"Senators and Senatorettes: Since man evolved from the mighty atom, he has sought after two things. The other one is entertainment."

-- Al Bundy, on the TV show Married With Children

Al Bundy's great. You notice how almost all the sitcoms today are orientated to women, by making the men dopy and always wrong? Long live Al Bundy! :toast:

 

[Janos]

Originally posted by GeorgiaDixie
Al Bundy's great. You notice how almost all the sitcoms today are orientated to women, by making the men dopy and always wrong? Long live Al Bundy! :toast:

Whoa Bundy! :thumb:

JS

 

[BarcelonaBlom]

"IT's a 106 miles to Chicago,
we got half a pack of cigarettes,
a full tank of gas, it's dark,
and we're wearing sun glasses."

"Hit it!"




MAN: "You just shot an unarmed man!"
MUNNY: " Yeah?, Well he should have armed himself when he decorated this establishment with the body of my friend!"


HUDSON: "4 Weeks short, now I'm gonna buy on this rock! Game over, man! Game Over!


KID: "You gonna bury them?"
WALES: "Nope, worms gotta eat, same as the buzzards."


KELSO: "And I had this Jap zero right in my sights.
GENERAL: "Are you sure it was a Jap? It could have been one of ours"
KELSO: "WHat do you mean one of ours, of course it was a Jap! You think I'd shoot down one of ours? I blew them into the stone age!"
KELSO: "But that's not important, what's important is the the sub, the submarine!"
GENERAL: "You shot down a submarine?"
KELSO: "No, but I coulda! I had him right in my sights! But then I caught one in the carburator!"


AIRBASE CO: "Let me hear your guns!



CAPTAIN: "ALright, ALRIGHT!!! Who did it? Who DID it? We Are going to stand sweating at those battlestations until I find out!"

OFFICER: "Hey what are you guys shooting at?"
SOLDIER: "I dont know sir, whatever THEY'RE shooting at!!"


SERGEANT: "You gotta knock out those lights, Kid"

 

[Tom DeFranco]

Originally posted by Janos
Whoa Bundy! :thumb:

JS

Not that he (the very erudite Mr. Bundy) invented this phrase, but he did perfect it.

"Let's Rock."

 

[Janos]

Originally posted by Tom DeFranco
Not that he (the very erudite Mr. Bundy) invented this phrase, but he did perfect it.

"Let's Rock."

Yes he did.

He also said this great line to his wife, Peg:

"I don't feel right having sex with other people in the house -- Steve and Marcie, the kids...you."

JS

 

[MomoJak00]

"Damn. we're in a tight spot!"
"Consider the lily in the G**-DAMN valley!" (quoting Jesus... w/ a spin)
~Ulyssyes Everet McGill.
From Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou

PETE:"Well I'm voting fer yours truhley!"
EVERET:"Well I'm voting for yours truley as well!"
<PAUSE>
DELMAR:"I'm with you guys."
~Some dialogue between the trio concerning who should be elected leader.
From Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou

"SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII***!!!"
~From Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

<AND THOSE NOT FROM MOVIES...>

SPONGEBOB:"Patrick, when they see a real dummy they'll see what a genious you are!"
PATRICK:"But don't genoius live in a lamp?"
~Spongebob Squarepants, Episode: I'm With Stupid

"What good is the best gun in the universe if your enemy's bashing your brains out with a rock?"
~The Warhammer 40k Manual

:banana: :thumb: :banana: :thumb:

 

[Overseer]

Nice Blues Brothers quote Barcelona

And of course it's a given that just about any line from Aliens is worth quoting!

"You don't see them f**king each other over for a g*****n percentage..."

 

[gus]

Two of my all-time favorites

"Impossible or not [this mission] will be done- and ON SCHEDULE!"

- Nigel Green in "Tobruk"

"If it's a miracle SGt. Major, it's a .50-.70 short-chambered Boxer-Henry[cartridge] miracle."

"Yes, sir - that and a bayonette with some guts behind it."
-Stanley Baker and Nigel Green [again!!!] in "Zulu"

 

[BarcelonaBlom]

Originally posted by Overseer
Nice Blues Brothers quote Barcelona

And of course it's a given that just about any line from Aliens is worth quoting!

"You don't see them f**king each other over for a g*****n percentage..."

OH GOD PLEASE don't kill us. Please, please, don't kill us. You know I love ya baby, I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.

You miserable slug. You think you can talk you're way out of this? You betrayed me.

No I didn't. Honest. I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my care. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, loscusts. It wasn't my fault I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

 

[JDS8072]

From Wyatt Earp

Doc Holliday You can kiss my rebel D**k

 

[BarcelonaBlom]

"I can't pass for black"

Gene Wilder

 

[michammer]

From Goldfinger

Bond on the table, under the laser.

Bond: "You expect me talk, Goldfinger"

Goldfinger: "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!"

 

[Storm]

Classic.

 

[jguritza]

Nazis!

I hate Illinois Nazis!

 

[Overseer]

Originally posted by Gus
"If it's a miracle SGt. Major, it's a .50-.70 short-chambered Boxer-Henry[cartridge] miracle."

"Yes, sir - that and a bayonette with some guts behind it."
-Stanley Baker and Nigel Green [again!!!] in "Zulu"

One of the best lines from that movie!