Encyclopedia entry on chess

[Scott Tortorice]

Did you ever wonder what an internet encyclopedia had to say about chess? Well, I did and got the following result:

Chess

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But beware, some of the humor can be a little on the offensive side. :gas:

My three favorite quotes:

Openings:

French Defense - Where you automatically surrender after your opponent's first move.

Pieces:

T-Rex - The T-Rex is released onto the board after the EMP peasant disables all electronics, including its implied electric fence keeping it off the board. Once the T-Rex is released it begins indiscriminately eating all pieces on the board, starting with the lawyers.

Tactics:

Skewer - thrusting a lance across the chess board and impaling one's opponent. Note: May result in the filing of criminal charges.