The Zero Punctuation review was very funny.
I don't really have a problem with the way the black market is presented in the context of a text based menu. I just saw the Contacts menu as a list of your contacts in that particular station, rather than the services provided by the station. I suppose on landing you could be presented with an initial list of 'Station Services', 'Enter Hangar', 'Launch' and 'Stuff You're Old Enough to Know Better', but then it would involve more flicking through menus.
It would be good if you could tag canisters you've picked up as Salvage. These could be sold for a nominal fee and you wouldn't get busted by the cops for carrying illegal goods. I get the impression that the forthcoming Wings update is going to include mechanisms by which friends can share cargo, bounties etc. Hopefully this issue will be sorted out then.
It looks like some people have reached the Elite trading rank, although no winners have been announced as yet. I'm on Novice (Combat), Dealer (Trading) and Scout (Exploration) so nowhere near anything as yet. I've been trying to avoid grinding and just mooch about seeing where missions and cargo take me. I had settled in an area near an Empire world in the middle of Federal space, but came across a canister of 'Motrona Experience Jelly' floating outside a Corolis. I scooped it up, quickly landed and got 13 000 for it on the black market. This was my first experience of the rare goods that I've heard mentioned on the forums. So I trundled over to Dea Motrona to get some more only to find that the commodities market was over a million light seconds from the entry point of the system. It took nearly 20 minutes of real time to get there, so I read the paper en route - proper space trucking! Anyway, I transported 15 tonnes of rares about 200 LY and made 16 000 CR profit per tonne, although it was pretty much illegal in every system I passed through! I think I've discovered another one as there is something called Wuthielo Ku Froth that is illegal in a whole host of systems around where I sold the Jelly. I've managed to get enough cash for the Advanced Discovery Scanner, but can only just afford the insurance. I just need to save up enough for a decent fuel scoop then I'm off into the deep beyond!