design your own cover thread

[Adamaniac 791]

very clever, most of the game covers are to do with sex.....no problems, just that i am not so sure its what darksora intended to start off when he opened it lol

Well, he said "Design your own cover", so I did. He never said anything about not including sex, infact he found my covers funny. Do you know what this calls for? More sexually themed game covers will be coming your way soon!

 

[DarkSora]

lol. Nope i didnt really expect it, but its still good. I was just reviving an old thread so it wasnt really my rules. I'll some of my own later, they wont be funny though, just games i'd like to see coming out. I'll leave the humour to you 791.

 

[Adamaniac 791]

lol. Nope i didnt really expect it, but its still good. I was just reviving an old thread so it wasnt really my rules. I'll some of my own later, they wont be funny though, just games i'd like to see coming out. I'll leave the humour to you 791.

I can't wait to see yours DarkSora, this thread needs some more realistic ones rather than ones that are clumsily cobbled together in MS Paint by me. Yours will actually be believable and you could use them to create false rumours elsewhere (if you were in an evil mood lol).

 

[Guardian X]

These are hilarious but if all of these games were to come out I would buy them.

 

[bradas]

i bet you would guardian x, particularly the sextoy:foreplay?

 

[Adamaniac 791]

Bwahahahaha, check this out!

Womb Raider: The Anal of Darkness!


Many didn't like the darker addition to the Womb Raider series that "Womb Raider: The Anal of Darkness" made due to the fact that rather than raiding wombs (what the series was originally about), it focused more on poking around Parisien back alleys.

You didn't really think I had run out of ideas did you? Well here is something I
just thought of...

Pornstar Cocks!
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4013/wehay9hu.jpg

Not content with their controversial SexToy Foreplay dildo game, Sony Computer
Entertainment Europe had to delve even further into the world of smut in video
games with Pornstar Cocks! This game not only makes use of the USB dildo
peripheral, but also the EyeToy camera attachment to allow the player to film
pornographic videos of themselves using the USB dildo and share them online on a
dedicated server. Sony were worried about attacks through the "Back door" for
this new server, however no buggery is allowed this time (from hackers or on
video's), as Sony would prefer to get a straight audience using this game. Not
much is really known about this title yet, but we would be f*cked if we didn't
get the inside scoop on this.

 

[Adamaniac 791]

Sorry for the double post but behold my latest creation:

Nintendongs: Rampant Rabbit and Friends!

As the DS is home to a range of inovative titles, Nintendo saw fit to bring it to a more adult audience with "Nintendongs: Rampant Rabbit and Friends"! The premise of this title is that you have a vibrator that you have to teach new "Tricks" and "Skills" to and you have to replenish its energy with batteries every so often. You can interact with your "Rampant Rabbit" by way of the touchscreen, and the game even comes with a vibrator suited to the game that plugs into the GBA game slot. Another title in the Nintendongs series to be released soon is "Nintendongs: Double Dong and Friends" which is set to feature a two player mode.

And who says the DS is for kids?...

(BTW I was going to put a "Rampant Rabbit" in the picture but I guess that would be against the rules)

 

[.pars]

Would be better with a pic and not a blank cover, good idea tho.

 

[Adamaniac 791]

I haven't given this thread anything in a while now, I must be lacking inspiration... But here is something I just thought of! :rofl2:

Its Metal Queer Flacc!d!

When the PSP was first announced the gay gaming community eagerly anticipated a Metal Queer Solid title to be announced. A while passed and nothing happened until Metal Queer Flacc!d unexpectedly snuck up behind us and gave us a right rogering. Nobody expected that everyones favourite homoerotic stealth adventure would become a card game with one member of a forum going as far as saying "Thats well gay!!!!1111!!one!". Well no sh*t, of course its gay, that the idea silly! Anyway the game was not handled by his holy gayness Hideo who is famous for starting the Metal Queer saga but instead passed on to his on/off lover Shinta Nojiri. He had to say of the game "It is certainly different but I believe it will convert a fair few people to gay gaming". The cards featured are based on the Metal Queer universe with series staples such as the buttplug that we have used so many time in the MQS series but in card form!

Anyway lets get down to the storyline. Solid Snake has lost his horny and can't appear to get it up or even remember when his Snake was even Solid beforehand. This is because someone injected it with vecuronium bromide, a muscle relaxant. Of course the sperm riding in Snakes scrotum is widely believed to be the next sperm to enter the rear of the President of the United States (with Snake having an on/off relationship with the President, which also reflects Shinta's relationship with Hideo). Because Snake can't give the President his afternoon buggery session he has to do something drastic about it. Which leads him on his adventure to get wood. For this reason he must enter a gay bar somewhere in South Africa and look for "Thigh-thagoras", which should get his tallywhacker up and running before the President wants to be rode later that day. Its all thrilling stuff, with Snakes male but effeminate colleage helping him on his quest and a big macho boss to really heat things up, but if I told you all about it then the surprise would spoil the climax of the game...

Many didn't think that this game lived up to the Metal Queer name, and for them I say wait for the forthcoming "Metal Queer Solid: Portable Faps", it looks everything like a portable version of MQS3: Snake Beater!

 

[psp_guy]

ok these 1s might not look like funny 1s but i think theyd be cool games =D (apart from devil may cry we all know thats in the making anyway xD)

BATTLE STAR GALACTICA (PSP)

BOMBERMAN KART (PSP)

BREATH OF FIRE :- DRAGON QUARTER (PSP)

CHAOS LEGION (PSP)

DEVIL MAY CRY (PSP)

TELL ME WHAT U THINK PLZ!!!

 

[Martin_Flores]

lol metal queer flaccid lol

 

[DarkSora]

Heres one that psp definately needs:

 

[chuloopa]

chaos legion on psp... *drools*

 

[Adamaniac 791]

By the creators of "Microsoft Sh*te Simulator 2004: A Century of Sh*te" comes "Microsoft Wombat Flight Simulator"!



Ever wondered if you dropped a Wombat out of a plane or fired it from a very powerful catapult into the air it would fly? I thought not, but Microsoft Game Studios must have done to create this brand new game (Editor: they must have been very bored.). No screenshots of the game have been released yet however if the coverart is anything to go by we can expect Wombats... in the sky... wearing goggles... with an explosion in the background! Although maybe it is a bit premature to be speculating on the cover, after all this cover is only a placeholder until they actually bother to employ somebody who can edit stuff well unlike this crappy cover they have sent out now. I mean look at it, the logo is quite clearly the one for "Combat Flight Simulator", only with the C poorly removed and a W poorly edited in. Also the picture of the Wombat itself and the goggles are both roughly cut and pasted onto the cover. And why does the Wombat have a tail fin from a WW2 fighter aircraft sticking out of its arse?