chrisvalla
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... and so do I in a few months...
And I KNOW there's enough people on here who will get these... :cheeky:
The Top 15 Things Overheard at D&D's 30th Birthday Party
15> "A jug of mead and four magic stones, same as in town."
14> "I am going to roll these commemorative 30-sided dice
until I get two 30s. This is so COOL!"
13> "Like my costume? I made it in the many hours I save by
never dating."
12> "I believe there are some Doritos in my bag of holding."
11> "Never trust anyone over level 30."
10> "The Cleric asks the bartender for a drink."
9> "Yeah, it wasn't easy, but I managed to squeeze a few
days away from my extremely important job as a respected
Internet humor writer to be here."
8> "Would you rather leave the welfare of your children to
a 20-sided die or let me sell you some life insurance?"
7> "Say what you will: Professional D&D has never been the
same since the lockout."
6> "Hey, can you spot me money for a beer? Those bullies at
the Magic: The Gathering convention next door beat me up
and stole my wallet."
5> "Man, it's cool that Gygax's mom let us have this in their
basement!"
4> "Hey, baby, wanna see my +9 Pole of Lust?"
3> "Of course I still play every Saturday night. Except when
I get called in to fix the server."
2> "OK, roll 3d10, and if you get higher than a 26, I'll let you
touch them."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing
Overheard at D&D's 30th Birthday Party...
1> "The next one of you dorks who says, 'Get medieval on your
ass,' can call Stripper-Gram for a replacement, got it?!"
And I KNOW there's enough people on here who will get these... :cheeky:
The Top 15 Things Overheard at D&D's 30th Birthday Party
15> "A jug of mead and four magic stones, same as in town."
14> "I am going to roll these commemorative 30-sided dice
until I get two 30s. This is so COOL!"
13> "Like my costume? I made it in the many hours I save by
never dating."
12> "I believe there are some Doritos in my bag of holding."
11> "Never trust anyone over level 30."
10> "The Cleric asks the bartender for a drink."
9> "Yeah, it wasn't easy, but I managed to squeeze a few
days away from my extremely important job as a respected
Internet humor writer to be here."
8> "Would you rather leave the welfare of your children to
a 20-sided die or let me sell you some life insurance?"
7> "Say what you will: Professional D&D has never been the
same since the lockout."
6> "Hey, can you spot me money for a beer? Those bullies at
the Magic: The Gathering convention next door beat me up
and stole my wallet."
5> "Man, it's cool that Gygax's mom let us have this in their
basement!"
4> "Hey, baby, wanna see my +9 Pole of Lust?"
3> "Of course I still play every Saturday night. Except when
I get called in to fix the server."
2> "OK, roll 3d10, and if you get higher than a 26, I'll let you
touch them."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing
Overheard at D&D's 30th Birthday Party...
1> "The next one of you dorks who says, 'Get medieval on your
ass,' can call Stripper-Gram for a replacement, got it?!"