Cows in Canada (Humour)

dannybou

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Cows...
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Idaho.

Also they track her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens and terrorists
wandering around our country.

............. the solution is to give every illegal alien a cow.
 

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Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
Does this mean that they can also track outer-space aliens who kidnap cattle?

Dr. S.
I've also read of some mysterious occurances in the desert southwest of the US. Cattle have been found dead in the field for no apparent reason. Oddly, thier anuses have been removed. Is the Canadian government able to track a cow's anus, or does it have to be the entire cow. Perhaps the tracking device should be attached to the cows anus instead of it's ear as the dead cows have all been found with thier ears intact but, sadly, sans anus.
 

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Originally posted by dannybou
Cows...

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens and terrorists
wandering around our country.
Of course the can. They track them the same way as the cows. Didn't you know that "soy" burger is actually short for "Soylent Green" burger. :)
 
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