Chuck Norris ASL jokes

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Pfffft. Bruce Lee could play as the Dutch in Piercing the Peel and still beat Chuck Norris.
 

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Pfffft. Bruce Lee could play as the Dutch in Piercing the Peel and still beat Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris. Possibly greater debate than the IFT vs. IIFT!

IIRC they did meet for some action. The Chinese Connection?

The Way of the Dragon
 

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Chuck Norris tells Private Murphy to go away!
 

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Chuck Norris expends MP, not MF.
...cause he's built like a tank.
 

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Chuck Norris gets 4 extra MP out of his horse.
 

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Chuck Norris does not ESB his vehicle, he maintains them personally.
 

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Chuck Norris does not use Russian methods for Interrogation, he just stares at the Prisoner.
 
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