" Aaaww Pa ! ", " the Wargame Design Studio Summer sale is now on and I don't have any money to buy some great games ! ".

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" Not to worry, son ; today is your lucky day; a car with Wisconsin plates has just pulled up; you know what to do, pretend your left paw is hurt and whimper a little bit and I will go hide behind this tree !".

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" I'm sorry , Barney; I just gotta get out and stretch my legs. It's been a long drive............ " Oh that's so much better ! "......
" Look, Barn............it's a baby bear ! "........
" Leave it be,....Martha ! ".....
" I think it's leg is hurt; it's hobbling; come have a looksee , Barn ! ". " Oh , it's so cute, it's nuzzling me ! ". Barn ; come see for yourself ". " Don't worry ; little fella ; Unky Barn has a medical kit in the boot and will fix you up, right as rain ! ".
" I can't see any blood or wound , Martha; maybe it is just sprained ! ". ......." We should go ! ".
" You ain't afraid it will bite you , are you Barn ?...,.feel it's paw to see if it is broken.... " Go On ! Go on ! ".........it won't bite, " A big man , like you.......scared of a tiny bear ! ".
" I don't feel anything, Martha !..." , " Grrrr ! ". , " What the......? "......Snarl .....Rip ....Claw......." Aaaaah ! ". " Grrrrr ! "...Bite......Rip.... .......Claw.......
" I told you to leave it be, Martha,.................. Uuuuurgggh ! ".
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" Nice work son; and look what we have here ; a big fat wallet crammed with dollar bills; now you can buy as many wargames in the summer sale as you want ! "......... " And on top of that, we get a free lunch ! ".

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" Aaaww Pa, ................ you're the greatest !. "................................ " you're the bestest Pa in the.........whole wide world ! ".

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