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I know a gamer called Trought,
whose ASL wins are in drought,
"My scenario tactics are not the worst,
but my dice-rolling is truly accursed,
seems my best phase always is 'Rout'!"
 

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There is an old grognard named von Marwitz
Who would like to smash precision dice to bits.
He's perfectly fine
Rolling twos, twelves, and nines
With the dice that he got in his first kit.
 

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There is an old grognard called Faded 8-1
Whose wife feels neglected cause he likes to gun.
He doesn't really ignore his long suffering spouse
or all the chores needing done 'round the house
But he better quit playing on this Mother's Day son
Or else pack his bags and get ready to run.
 

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There is an old grognard called Robin Reeve
And fair Moderating is his goal to achieve.
With his nose to the grindstone he's not a slacker
Daily dealing with spam and a jick thread hijacker.
So if the day comes when he has to leave
The forum will miss him and many will grieve.
 

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There is an old grognard called Robin Reeve
And fair Moderating is his goal to achieve.
With his nose to the grindstone he's not a slacker
Daily dealing with spam and a jick thread hijacker.
So if the day comes when he has to leave
The forum will miss him and many will grieve.
Working on you Michael R. but right now Civilization and Colonel Cuervo need my attention. 😉
 

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There once was a grognard named Michael R
To play ASL he'd go near and far.
He helps promote the Canadian event CASLO
I hope it thrives and continues to grow.
Along with his promoting and forum Moderating
I hope that he gets some good ASL playing.
 

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There once was a grognard named Michael R
To play ASL he'd go near and far.
He helps promote the Canadian event CASLO
I hope it thrives and continues to grow.
Along with his promoting and forum Moderating
I hope that he gets some good ASL playing.
😘 from Colonel Cuervo and me to all the Gamesquad Moderators, helpers, whoever you may be.

Where else could I go to write silly stuff?
 

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There is an old grognard called Action,
Jicked Fish til his dice tow'rs did fraction.
When encouraged to play,
As of yet he says nay,
Still his posts are the forum's attraction.

von Marwitz
 
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There once was an old grognard named Jazz
I don't know how many modules he has,
Or the one he likes best
But if he doesn't run Jazzfest
His a$$ I'll continue to razz.
 

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THere once was a haiku master,
who's ASL play was a disaster,
"My dice-rolling is often not blessed,
and strategy is always messed,
Seems I need a spell-caster!"
 
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