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ASL is like porn
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Last year at ASLOK, after losing a game, I wondered out of the room. As I leaned against the wall pondering my loss, a beautiful brunette with blonde highlights touched me on the shoulder and asked, "Did you exit that room?" pointing towards the doorway.
"Yes," I said.
"Well, let me help you," she said as she unzipped my pants.
I was startled to say the least, as her hand reached in groping until she pulls it out.
"Tweezers. Why would you need this?" she asks as she reaches again and begins to feel around once more.
I feel dazed and shocked by this public display in the hall, just outside the door to the main tournament.
Then she exclaims, "Now I know what you use the tweezers for!" as she pulls out the suction pen.
"Yes," I said.
"Well, let me help you," she said as she unzipped my pants.
I was startled to say the least, as her hand reached in groping until she pulls it out.
"Tweezers. Why would you need this?" she asks as she reaches again and begins to feel around once more.
I feel dazed and shocked by this public display in the hall, just outside the door to the main tournament.
Then she exclaims, "Now I know what you use the tweezers for!" as she pulls out the suction pen.
jrv
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ASL is like a wreath of Pretty Flowers (1.11) that smell BAD.
JR
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Justiciar
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You missed a trick (so to speak) you respond..... "no, no, wait... this is all to properly deploy a nahverteidigungswaffe, errr maybe you know it better as a snoogiewoofer????.... surely you know its effect?...quite pleasing...done right....don't you think?"
rreinesch
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... and if it lasts for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.
Vinnie
See Dummies in the index
And one side's getting f#cked
xenovin
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Or play a CH scenario and both players are
That mainly occurs at the purchase stage.Or play a CH scenario and both players are
kcole4001
Stray Cat
So I'm prep firing, and my wife says "Ooohhh, I love it when you roll those Battledice...can I use them?"
I say "Here, try these, they're the new 16mm British pair"
She says "They feel so good in my hand"
I say"Uhhh...OK. Now for some smoke"
She say "Sorry love, you've already prep fired, no smoke"
Then I wake up....it seemed so real....
I say "Here, try these, they're the new 16mm British pair"
She says "They feel so good in my hand"
I say"Uhhh...OK. Now for some smoke"
She say "Sorry love, you've already prep fired, no smoke"
Then I wake up....it seemed so real....
I was walking through a disreputable part of town when a sexily-dressed woman approached me and said, "Hiya love, do you wanna have a good time?" I couldn't believe my luck. "Wow! You mean you play ASL too?"
Jacometti
Elder Member
ASL is not like porn at all, actually more like the opposite.
It is unwatchable, but great fun if you do it yourself.
It is unwatchable, but great fun if you do it yourself.
DrDeath
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hongkongwargamer
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Or reassess whatever porn you are watching
Jacometti
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I have to admit, I think in my entire 48 year life I have not seen more than 15 minutes of porn.
I have actually watched a lot more ASL.....and found it a lot more interesting.
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I can’t define what ASL is, but I know it when I see it.
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You guys need a hobby!
Either way, I'm guilty of self-abuse. :facepalm:
Brad M-V
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This is why I refuse to buy anything non-shrink wrapped...
Only a problem if the maps and/or scenario cards stick together.