Altering songs for ASL: The Weird Al Effect

[Actionjick]

He Came in Through the Breached Wall Hexside

He came in through the breached wall hexside
Protected by his whole platoon.
But now he sucks because he blundered
Into a Russian squad filled room.

Didn't anybody tell him
Didn't anybody see
Somedays just aren't very lucky
Most days ice cold dice screw me.

 

[Actionjick]

He Came in Through the Breached Wall Hexside

He came in through the breached wall hexside
Protected by his whole platoon.
But now he sucks because he blundered
Into a Russian squad filled room.

Didn't anybody tell him
Didn't anybody see
Somedays just aren't very lucky
Most days ice cold dice screw me.

He said he'd always been a Sapper
Breaching fifteen walls a day
And though he thought that was the answer
Stalingrad only made him pay

 

[Actionjick]

So he finished his deployment
And got himself a safer job.
Though he tried his best at spotting
He's got zeal but he could not FOB

Didn't anybody tell him
Didn't anybody see
Some day on the field phone he'll say
I called in that FFE.

 

[Old Noob]

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night (tourney main round)
On the road again (It's tourney time)
Skyrockets in Flight (FB at six hexes)

 

[Old Noob]

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer (drowning those tourney blues)

 

[Actionjick]

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night (tourney main round)
On the road again (It's tourney time)
Skyrockets in Flight (FB at six hexes)

 

[Old Noob]

No more Mr. Nice Guy! (trying to go 1 and 6)
Round and round (the IFT/IIFT debate)
If I had a Crit Hit

 

[Old Noob]

There is an eye in the Sky (his spotter plane)
Amarillo by morning (Texas ASL tourney)
I left my OBA cards, in San Francisco

 

[Old Noob]

I hear the rain down in Africa (loused up the WX DR)
Town without Pity (1944 Germans retreating into partisan-controlled village)
We are the champions (ASLOK team tourney winners song)

 

[Old Noob]

Little Bo Peep has lost her jeep (Spike Jones tune)
Kitten on the keys (FOBA via computer)

 

[Old Noob]

Stray cat strut (Kitty got into man-cave)
Do not forsake me, O my fortune

 

[Actionjick]

Daisy Chain of Fools

Routin' Out My Back Door

Give PIATs a Chance

Mellow Ex Marine

 

[Old Noob]

Cat Scratch Fever (lost CC with FOBA)
Down in the Valley (Jerry's got the high ground!)

 

[Old Noob]

Heartbreak Hotel (lost that CC by 1)
A Little More Action (slow opponent)
Please Mr. Custer (the 6+1 wants us where?)

 

[Actionjick]

Heartbreak Hotel (lost that CC by 1)
A Little More Action (slow opponent)
Please Mr. Custer (the 6+1 wants us where?)

I thought A Little More Action was about my increased rotundness.

Just heard Mister Custer a few weeks ago on the Sunday Oldies Jukebox, WSTB, 98.5 out of Streetsboro, Ohio. We listen to it over Alexa. They play stuff I haven't heard in decades and a lot I never heard. '50s, '60s and early '70s. Commercial free. Good source material for this thread.

 

[Old Noob]

Time in a Bottle (another slow player)

 

[Old Noob]

Do the hustle (get across that road!)
Up all night (gotta finish this monster)
It's not heavy, it's my scenario library!

 

[Actionjick]

Time in a Bottle (another slow player)

Ripping you off here.

Time in a Battle

 

[Actionjick]

Ripping you off here.

Time in a Battle

I Got a Named SMC

Field Phone Operator

Bad, Bad ELRs Down

You Don't Mess Around With Finns

 

[Old Noob]

Not a problem concerning the rip-off.

The gun went bang shang a lang!
Michael rowed the assault boat ashore.