5. "I've been waiting for someone to roll that # for a long time..."
6. "Are you SURE that's what you want to do?"
7. "You should really be 10 levels higher for this encounter..."
8. "Since you decided to open that door you'll all going to need new player-character sheets in a minute."
18: "You hear a splashing sound from the basement..." (The investigators thought it was a shoggoth, (Actually it was a leaking water heater) panicked and threw two firebombs down the stairs which set the house on fire)
IN my second D&D round at the beginning of summer, and my P&P RPG 'career'
And actually the GM didn't say that much.
me:"I attack the black clothed figure."
GM:"Allright, he had prepared for an attack in his round, he fires a small dart"
*the dices clatter*
Then the GM takes my caracter sheet and hands me a new one...