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I NEED A SIG TOO! one rvb themed i have an idea i just need someone good to do it for me. I'm outsourcing so if ur interested pm me for details.

The bannana empire shall be crushed! Pompey i shall have you shot for your treachary! We shall withdraw... i am going to the dark realms to get hamster rienforcements. I shall return soon. I shall see and kill you all on plantation omega. Without plantations there will be no more bannanas!

The war is ongoing! It shall never die! I shall make a new threat soon... bannas vs hamsters: The battle of Plantation omega

rising from the mounds of dead i point a finger at ewan 'you shall rue the day you wounded the hamster overlord!' with that i scream and leap for his throat, my adamantium claws flashing yellow in the moonlight.

Hahahahaha you shall not prevail... the hamsters shall withdraw, for now....

No! you shall not take my most trusted officer prisoner! SPAM ON ME! brrakkakakakakkka BOOOOOOM! a hundred bannana elites are machinegunned to death

treacharous filth! you shall die for your insolence!

Spam! direct ur artillery towards the monster group! Support the gerbils!

The hamster overlord decides that the monsterous creatures are a greater and common enemy for the time being. 'When this is done we shall start our war afresh!' i cry before leaping fowards and blowing a monsters head off with a shotgun in glorious slo-mo

taken by the chuloopabots glorious speech i pause... and i take in the glorious rightious carnage surrounding me. 'Blood and Honour!' 'For he Hamster Emperor!'

The spam units have been re-enforced the new units circle round to the east and fire their mighty cannons at the devil bannanas quelling what might have been a devistating attack.

Chuloopabot! We need your gerbil assaut squads to flank the top bannanas cats and take them out from the rear! You stay with me! Keep pushing foward!

I have returned. Shoot those eagles down! The spam shoulder hand held SAMs and fire laser guided missiles at the eagles. Burnt meat and blackened feathers fall from the sky.

squeaker i have to leave. You have command until i return

Use the water cannons! cats hate water!

fall back! spam! artillery now! Target the cats! Call in air support!

The spam lock in a tight tortioise formation and start to push the bannas back crushing their soft flesh beneath their iron tracks. squeaker! draw your sabre! it's time to take the fight to the enemy!

unlimbering a shotgun i fire left right and center into the bannanas trying to get to the cursed firey rock and his honour guard. The spam are wreaking havoc towards the rear and the gerbils (having finished all the cheese off) are splitting skins. Then there is a rush of heat and the smell of...

AGRAAAAAH! a roar of primal joy rips itself from the hamster overlords throat as he rips another bananna's flesh from its skin... He is a truly terrifying sight to behold, even when smeared with pulped fruit.

It's not pointless the hamsters are carved into sengo's history just ask any older member