Bad ASL Poetry

[J. R. Tracy]

The 137 was a brave little half squad
And lucky too was he -
He survived two critical hits in a row...
...but then came crit number three

 

[bendizoid]

and removed from the board was he

 

[bendizoid]

That word ‘bad’ gives lots of latitude. Lol

 

[Actionjick]

Grunthos would be envious.

 

[Old Noob]

there's no real need to whine,
after all he's at Yasukuni Shrine.

 

[Jazz]

That's beautiful man....<sob>

 

[asloser]

That was bad.... in a good way.

 

[Cpl Uhl]

There once was the crew of a Lee.
When in battle they all had to pee.
They put their dicks in the breech,
Covered arc to the beach,
They shot Rommel right back in the sea.

 

[Matt Book]

That's beautiful man....<sob>

Here ya go Big Guy......

 

[Old Noob]

I don't think that I'll ever see,
a sight as a cowardly 10-3!

 

[Cpl Uhl]

A25.7
In ASL Finns are unique,
With attributes those of a freak.
They Self-Rally and Ski,
Seldom Cower or flee,
And kill Russians just taking a leak.

 

[JoeArthur]

That half squad was a real pain. Now JR goes and writes a poem about it

There once was a brave half squad
That prayed to their Shinto God
It worked

 

[Jazz]

That half squad was a real pain. Now JR goes and write a poem about it

But you're not bitter.....

 

[Old Noob]

Crikey, there's something awfully funny.
Jerry keeps shooting up my Honey!

 

[Old Noob]

I've asked my d--n dice twice,
please now, be nice.