"Fair and balanced... I report, you decide."
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"Valentine by Ayn Rand"
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"Are those death lasers tied to the head of sharks?"
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"I usually watch Jon Stewart for my news. If I want to go deep into the issue, I go to the Colbert Report. But I usually am not allowed to stay up that late."
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"I'm sorry, I am a little hard of hearing... did someone say that the whores on christmas are having an orgy again?"
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"God is a great politician... he gets credit for all the good stuff and apologists/rationalizers for the bad stuff."
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"To change subjects and relying on your expertise as a solid southerner who posseses a sense of history, where do you think the debt bill should be signed? The courthouse at Appomattox?"
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"It was called Obama-Nation. He was not allowed to leave Denver International until he agreed to purchase health care insurance."
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"On the positive side, Obama could not do any worse next time. Unless his pants fall down like some old guy dancing in a wedding on America's Funniest Videos."
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"Shouldn't they really be colored red?"
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"I always think of God as a Republican. He is old, white, has lots of property and believes in the death penalty. Meanwhile, Satan lives in a crappy basement with a furnace that won't shut off and only gets his way through fraud and duplicity. He must be a Democrat."
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Interesting, humourous and sad, all at once.. thanks
"Golden Corn Dog award. Too funny."
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"That is definitely something I considered when I posted and my avatar would have to agree!"
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Golden Corn Dog award. Too funny.
You have one motley crew of friends! :laugh:
"That's what she said.
Oh shoot, I can't get the hang of it."
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lol @ lawn chair. couldn't rep, sorry
"Signed, Doggie"
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