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While 'slightly' off-topic, this place needs some idle humor in my estimation.
Therefor, I present the First in (hopefully) a series of humorous bits...
While 'slightly' off-topic, this place needs some idle humor in my estimation.
Therefor, I present the First in (hopefully) a series of humorous bits...
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Another;
Anyone seen that 'Plavix' commercial, the one about 'dangerous clots' ?
I've been thinking it would make for a significantly humorous sig line and avatar custom definition:
Avatar: Dangerous Clot
Sig Line:...because no matter how formidable you are, you are no match for a dangerous clot!
Probably something only the anglophiles amoung us would truely find amusing, but the idea tickles my disturbed sense of humor, eh?
(for the non-anglophiles amoungst us, the definition of a clot might easily translate as 'idiot'....if translated in a polite sense, eh)?
Humor, example there-of:
--- JAMiAM's Signature ----
Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?
C'mon peeps, add to it, eh?
Humor, example there-of:
--- JAMiAM's Signature ----
Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?
C'mon peeps, add to it, eh?
Give it time. Can't have just any joke here; it has to be made of 'the right stuff'. :D
Silvanski
07 Aug 07, 04:23
Those tactics L'Zard... How the &%$# is the flanking rule gonna handle that ?:nuts:
Silvanski
07 Aug 07, 04:31
For the AAR of the Italian Campaign vs Veers I did an image search for Salerno...
This one came up...
http://www.lisa-reisen.de/sprachreisen/bilder/sprachen2007/salerno_11.jpg
Nice beach head :smoke:
For the AAR of the Italian Campaign vs Veers I did an image search for Salerno...
This one came up...
http://www.lisa-reisen.de/sprachreisen/bilder/sprachen2007/salerno_11.jpg
Nice beach head :smoke:
Woot! :clap:
As A homage to the title of this thread:laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMWKFOVKRhY
Lastly--can't remember where I got this from but I copied it down after It struck a chord in me after watching "meet the parents".
""A World War 2 pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the Airforce.
"In 1942," he says " the situation was really tough. The Germans had a vey strong air force. I remember," he continues, " one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
(At this point,several children giggle.)
"I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediatey realized that there was another focker behind me."
At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and the boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says "I think that I should point out that the 'Focker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company.".................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................
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"That is true." says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts.""":devious::laugh:
While 'slightly' off-topic, this place needs some idle humor in my estimation.
Therefor, I present the First in (hopefully) a series of humorous bits...
Thanks for the laugh - I wonder how the new flanking rules would effect this:D Maybe the small fish should be held accountable for small flanking attacks:clown:
As A homage to the title of this thread:laugh:
Lastly--can't remember where I got this from but I copied it down after It struck a chord in me after watching "meet the parents".
""A World War 2 pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the Airforce.
"In 1942," he says " the situation was really tough. The Germans had a vey strong air force. I remember," he continues, " one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
(At this point,several children giggle.)
"I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediatey realized that there was another focker behind me."
At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and the boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says "I think that I should point out that the 'Focker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company.".................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................
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"That is true." says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts.""":devious::laugh:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:laugh::laugh::laugh: :laugh::laugh::laugh: :laugh::laugh::laugh:
(Sorry guys--off for a day or two & some time on my hands while waiting on some pbem turns)
With kind regards and respect to Bill maudlin (probably would of been a Toaw fan)--and no offence to the parties involved---It just fit the pic and tag line:devious:
The TOAD Development Team Ponders The Upcoming Patch.
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2548/maul12of7.jpg
(Sorry guys--off for a day or two & some time on my hands while waiting on some pbem turns)
With kind regards and respect to Bill maudlin (probably would of been a Toaw fan)--and no offence to the parties involved---It just fit the pic and tag line:devious:
The TOAD Development Team Ponders The Upcoming Patch.
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/2548/maul12of7.jpg
:laugh: Very cute. :laugh:
:laugh: Very brilliant, intuitive, artistic,....... :laugh:
Why thank you Veers:):whist::devious::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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(sorry--need to get to sleep--getting a little:nuts:)
The TOAD Development Team Ponders The Upcoming Patch.
Rep to you! Good one.:laugh:
For the AAR of the Italian Campaign vs Veers I did an image search for Salerno...
This one came up...
http://www.lisa-reisen.de/sprachreisen/bilder/sprachen2007/salerno_11.jpg
Nice beach head :smoke:
Hmmmm... In this case, I think a 'full-frontal' would actually be a good thing.
:clown:
No injury intended, but to follow B/snafu's post......
No injury intended, but to follow B/snafu's post......
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
Or another, LOL, ...................
For those who wonder about thier download security from Matrix.........
:laugh:Another;
Anyone seen that 'Plavix' commercial, the one about 'dangerous clots' ?
I've been thinking it would make for a significantly humorous sig line and avatar custom definition:
Avatar: Dangerous Clot
Sig Line:...because no matter how formidable you are, you are no match for a dangerous clot!
Probably something only the anglophiles amoung us would truely find amusing, but the idea tickles my disturbed sense of humor, eh?
(for the non-anglophiles amoungst us, the definition of a clot might easily translate as 'idiot'....if translated in a polite sense, eh)?
Seems fitting, seeing how bad I'm bleeding after playing Felix in his AF1914...
O, for a good clotting factor to stop the hemoraging I'm feeling near Philly.... Heck, I'd take a bit of 'Divine Intervention'...
:laugh:
As A homage to the title of this thread:laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMWKFOVKRhY
Reminds me of the old BOFH (Bastard Operator from Hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BOFH))
or... http://members.iinet.com.au/~bofh/index.html
or.... http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl (keep refreshing - it changes... (anybody whom deals with an SysAdmin knows these lines pretty well))
Be the first one on your block to prestart the holidays, eh?
Would that I could lay landmines like other people hang xmas lights, LOL! No need for 'leathality', but can ya see the little bastards run when the lawn errupts in lights/sounds/action?!?!
Not that I don't like kids, mind you! It's just that they're so often undercooked!
Infohazard
30 Aug 07, 14:29
. . .but it's still one of my favorites
. . .but it's still one of my favorites
:laugh: That's great!
something in a Pix for those that just need ONE more little something to throw on the end of a post........
Silvanski
27 Sep 07, 14:42
Add these to the equipment list... The Corporate Tank and the Carro Armato Ferrari:D
A little known secert leaked out from matrix HQ---besides the old complement of vet testers--the TOAD team has decided to bring in some new expert IT testers for the final checks before release of TOAW four:
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9948/ityi0.th.jpg (http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ityi0.jpg)
Using the latest SDK for said testers:
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5508/pic25484us7.th.jpg (http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pic25484us7.jpg)
With additional rumor of new enhanced weather system being incorporated into game along with Silvanski's new eqp. list add ons:
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8602/stonefh7.th.jpg (http://img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stonefh7.jpg)
Outstanding! B-S, :clown::clown::clown:
Silvanski
05 Oct 07, 18:45
For all you eqp file modifiers...
The Lada Halftrack;)
For all you eqp file modifiers...
The Lada Halftrack;)
Sweet, Silvain, sweet! :clown:
I promise--after this I'll stop bumping this thread for awhile:devious:
Fifty-one years ago, Herman, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
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That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
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That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
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General Staff
10 Oct 07, 13:48
As A homage to the title of this thread:laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMWKFOVKRhY
Lastly--can't remember where I got this from but I copied it down after It struck a chord in me after watching "meet the parents".
""A World War 2 pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the Airforce.
"In 1942," he says " the situation was really tough. The Germans had a vey strong air force. I remember," he continues, " one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
(At this point,several children giggle.)
"I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediatey realized that there was another focker behind me."
At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and the boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says "I think that I should point out that the 'Focker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company.".................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................
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"That is true." says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts.""":devious::laugh:That pilot focker you're talking about had to be Irish. 2nd generation at least (best?).
My half Irish lineage would have to agree:)
Silvanski
13 Oct 07, 06:39
More new equipment for bio-editing...
...mobile infantry, but not as we know it:laugh:
Silvanski
14 Oct 07, 04:44
Which reminds me... I once uploaded a pic in the GameSquad gallery ...
http://www.gamesquad.com/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=46&ppuser=10179
Silvanski
15 Oct 07, 23:07
enhanced supply unit :laugh:
enhanced supply unit :laugh:
Now THAT'S the sort of supply vehicle all MY march columns need!
:clown:
enhanced supply unit :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
(after a two month hiatus it's probably sad that this is the closest to a meaningful contribution to the board I can make)
...While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the
G.I.'s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, exits, etc.
Finally, she said "Now sit back & enjoy you trip while your captain, Judeth
Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan".
An old MSgt, sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
right? Is the captain a woman?"
When the attendant came by he said "Did I understand you right? Is the
captain a woman?"
"Yes" said the attendant, "In fact the entire crew is female."
"My god" he said "I wish I had two double scotch & sodas. I don't know
what to think with only women up there in the cockpit"
"That's another thing Sargent" said the attendant.
"We No longer call it the cockpit"------------------------
"It's the box office" :devious::laugh:
Instead of playing TOAW--little Johnny decided to play with his trains...
....THE KITCHEN B****....
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of b****es who want off,
get the he** off, now...cause this is the last stop!
And, "All of you sons of b****es who are getting on, get your as**es on
the train... Cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother
went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this
house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for
TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train but I want
you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers, please remember your things, thank you and we hope your trip
was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again, soon." She heard
her little darling continue, "For those of you just boarding, remember
there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child
added, -------------------------------------------------------
--------"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
please see the b**** in the kitchen.":D
(I'll stop now....)
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