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JAMiAM
16 Mar 04, 10:15
LoL...teach me not to come into the middle of things. After a long dearth of no ladder updates, I checked the latest endgame results on the 13th to find that nobody new had joined the hallowed Officers Club. However, I must have caught it during an interim updating, since today, I see that about twice as many results are logged for the 13th as when I checked. More importantly, they pushed Joe Bob high enough to join. Well...to make a long story short...

Welcome JoeBob! You know the drill, drinks for the lushes, then a trip upstairs!

Today's babe is sort of shy, hiding behind her board. Her hobbies include long walks in the sand, getting wet, riding waves and the artful application of wax...wherever it's needed... :love:
Siberian HEAT
16 Mar 04, 10:26
Hmmm, I think this time I will take a pint of Bass Ale. No, make it a pitcher! :whist:

Welcome to the hallowed halls of the WHQ Officer's Club!
CyberRanger
16 Mar 04, 10:40
Congrats!
viridomaros
16 Mar 04, 12:48
congratulation joe bob :D
Mantis
16 Mar 04, 17:03
Welcome to the club!

I'll have a pony keg, please!
JAMiAM
16 Mar 04, 17:10
Welcome to the club!

I'll have a pony keg, please!

Watch out when drinking from the pony leg that the beer isn't warm and flat... :eek:
tigersqn
16 Mar 04, 18:00
Congrats JoeBob now saddle up to the bar and do what's right. :drink:
Heinz57
16 Mar 04, 18:53
Congrats JoeBob and welcome to the Officers Club! Here is a place where you can sit down, relax, have a few, no....a lot of drinks, contemplate the correlation between the Operational Art of War and BEER, and form search and rescue missions for your lost shaker of salt. :crosseye:
Foggy
16 Mar 04, 20:29
Well - I wish to post a disclaimer. The lady in question has far too many items of clothing on - I did note the muscular/ear shaping thighs - JoeBob
deserves something certainly more entertaining. I did want to ask Jam how it felt to sleep next to a nuclear reactor - that's awake all the time :surprise:
JAMiAM
16 Mar 04, 21:31
Well - I wish to post a disclaimer. The lady in question has far too many items of clothing on - I did note the muscular/ear shaping thighs - JoeBob
deserves something certainly more entertaining. I did want to ask Jam how it felt to sleep next to a nuclear reactor - that's awake all the time :surprise:

Luckily, Three Mile Thighland is content with moving to the couch when I drag myself into bed at midnight, or so. In fact, the L shape of the couch gives her added support.

Ps. If people have particular preferences for the entertainment, I am happy to oblige. Otherwise...beggars can't be choosers! And trust me...after this club is finished with your credit card at the bar, you will be a beggar... :devil:
Tiberius
16 Mar 04, 21:52
I'm pretty sure the specialty in JoeBob's bar is growlers (giant refillable jars) of
IPA from the brew-pubs. Down one JoeBob! Congratulations on your officership. Later at night the party moves to El Torito's for the margaritas.
JoeBob
17 Mar 04, 03:15
Yeeehawwww!!! :banana:

The bar is open, smoking is allowed (unless it's cigarettes...), and drinks are on me!

So saddle on up to the bar, boys! :drink:

After 2 1/2 years on the ladder it's worth some celebration and the heavy expenditure of phantom cash!!!

You want your English Ales, your German Lagers, your finely crafted California microbrewed beers (especially those fine IPA's), then place your orders. We've also got many a fine whiskey, tequila, and more. Mixed drinks? Heck no, not with liquor of this quality! It's meant for sipping and savoring, maybe with a nice cigar (or somesuch) to enjoy with it. :smoke:

Time to relax boys, take off your boots, and stay awhile. The dancing girls or on their way! Make no plans for tomorrow, fore tomorrow you will need to recover from your endless libations and debuachery. Or at least, a mild hangover... :coolban:

Now where is that athletic and devious young brunette, who so shyly tempts me from behind her futile shield? Enjoy your revelry men, and thanks for the gift of the lass, I will treat her to an evening of feints, encirclements, thrusts, vertical and horizontal envelopments, more thrusts, and if absolutely necessary, yes....probes! :love:

Thank you Norm, the God of TOAW, and thank you to the WHQ Officer's Club for opening your doors! :hail: :hurray:

Now close 'em quick and start the party! :clap:

JoeBob