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Make that I love MY wife. :love:
The little lady just bought me a new video card & tripled my memory! :coolban:
So guys love YOUR wife (or girlfriend if not married) & treat her right and you just never know what she'll bring home for you!
(No not that! :halo: )
Should make my Call of Duty2 game now rock!
I love mine, too!
Not only has she suggested that I use the 'tax returns' to build a new box for two years running, but the darlin' thinks I'm 'cute' when I'm drinking beer and 'on the computer'.....
For the first: I'm waiting until I truely need to, and the 'standards' stablize;
For the second: I suspect it's all about knowing where I am every night, :p
Anyroad, you'll note that this is the 2nd wife, the 1st one left me 'cause I spent more time wargaming than doing what she wanted to do...(volleyball? ergh!)
This one just want's to go to the beach now and then ( an hour away) and spend lots of money shopping. I can live with this, lol!
Been with my beautiful wife for 25 years and would not change it for the world.:love: Now's here is something funny.:laugh: I played alot of games in the past year and she started to think that she was a compuiter widow.... my computer was down for a bit and I spent more time around her...... you know;) ..... now she is glad the computer is back.:laugh: :smoke:
Poor Old Spike
19 Jul 06, 12:54
Ah, we single men envy you hubs who're happy with one dame for the rest of your lives..
We poor singles have to make do with nipping down the dockland red light area once a week and have a blonde one week, a brunette or redhead the next, young, old, black, white, chinese, long, short,skinny or cuddly..
Works out cheaper too than having to maintain a wife and family ;)
And they never say "sorry not tonight I've got a headache, or "switch that computer off and go mow the lawn, then do the dishes. And spruce yourself up a bit, mothers coming later"..
Not that I go down any red light areas myself, natch..
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One of the "keys" I believe is yes, the one you love knows where you are- at HOME. Now you may be facing the PC but you're there & not off "somewhere."
If something happens you're there: if the kids need help, the lawn does need cutting, the wife needs to talk or take YOU to dinner, etc. etc. :love:
It helps if your significant other also has a "sit down" hobby & you can enjoy your hobbies in the same room. My wife crochets, so when we're not out & about we're still together enjoying our own areas (if considered weird by the other one!). :clown:
Wolfe Tone
19 Jul 06, 16:48
I love mine, too!
Not only has she suggested that I use the 'tax returns' to build a new box for two years running, but the darlin' thinks I'm 'cute' when I'm drinking beer and 'on the computer'.....
For the first: I'm waiting until I truely need to, and the 'standards' stablize;
For the second: I suspect it's all about knowing where I am every night, :p
Anyroad, you'll note that this is the 2nd wife, the 1st one left me 'cause I spent more time wargaming than doing what she wanted to do...(volleyball? ergh!)
This one just want's to go to the beach now and then ( an hour away) and spend lots of money shopping. I can live with this, lol!
I spent more time wargaming than doing what she wanted to do
That's a good one!
My wife (real) thinks that this machine is my real wife!
Bur we're still together after 29 years so I must be doing something right!:cool:
[QUOTE=Poor Old Spike]Ah, we single men envy you hubs who're happy with one dame for the rest of your lives..
We poor singles have to make do with nipping down the dockland red light area once a week and have a blonde one week, a brunette or redhead the next, young, old, black, white, chinese, long, short,skinny or cuddly..
Works out cheaper too than having to maintain a wife and family ;)
And they never say "sorry not tonight I've got a headache, or "switch that computer off and go mow the lawn, then do the dishes. And spruce yourself up a bit, mothers coming later"..
Not that I go down any red light areas myself, natch..
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Now there is a special way to get picked up by the cops, and having a new mate called Bubba with no neck and playing games like catch all night.;) :smoke:
Poor Old Spike
19 Jul 06, 21:26
I've never had much luck with women, I remember the first girl who I asked for a date replied "**** off and kill yourself you ugly b*****d"...
I've never had much luck with women, I remember the first girl who I asked for a date replied "**** off and kill yourself you ugly b*****d"...
It seems you don't have much going for you then eh?:laugh: :smoke:
Poor Old Spike
19 Jul 06, 22:48
Problem is, the only women I seem to meet are a bit nutty..
For example I got pally with a witch in an internet chatroom once but later she decided she didn't like me and said she was sending the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet to get me.
"Good" I replied, "I'll put the kettle on for her", but she never turned up.
Gosh I just hate being stood up by goddesses..
Well as you know it took us awhile to like you also. ;) But then again your trying to get us in the sack with you.:laugh: :smoke:
It might have something to do with the latest pict of himself! :freak:
Poor Old Spike
19 Jul 06, 23:53
Hey 205 etc etc. watch it mate I've heard about you canuck lumberjacks from Monty Python, so if you're after other men try a certain other forum, I've just posted there hinting some of 'em are limp-wristed effeminate ponces ;)
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html;jsessionid=4EEC830F03ADA460BC981 CCCE23CBF29?v=e70653bYXergdF&feature=1&likeVideo=e80232rdpsQmqW
It should read NOT trying to get us in the sack.:nuts: :smoke:
I dont get it, you mean you guys have wives and computers, and they are seperate?
My computer is called Habibi (darling in arabic) - its great, she dont mind if i dont play with her - or even if i play on other ones. :)
She does blue screen every now and then for no reason that i can fanthom, but i do recall thats nothing unusual with females....:crosseye:
I dont get it, you mean you guys have wives and computers, and they are seperate?
My computer is called Habibi (darling in arabic) - its great, she dont mind if i dont play with her - or even if i play on other ones. :)
She does blue screen every now and then for no reason that i can fanthom, but i do recall thats nothing unusual with females....:crosseye:
Hence why your not married.;) :smoke:
Hence why your not married.;) :smoke:
Ahh but i am, and if she's not pretty enough, she dont mind me fiddling with her insides to put in a 7900GTX, which i can afford, cos she dont need 48 pairs of shoes and 72 freaking handbags :halo:
Gentlemen;
I'll admit that 'she who must be obeyed' has her own 'puter, which I faithfully upgrade (just after mine, :rolleyes: ), and that she has her own online fetishes (spades, hearts etc)........
Both 'puters reside in the same room.
I don't play cards or make comments concerning her win/loss, she doesn't even pay attention to my rambling outloud comments about my games.
IT CAN be done, eh? You single guys just need to look about more:
THEY ARE OUT THERE!
IT CAN be done, eh? You single guys just need to look about more:
THEY ARE OUT THERE!
Well hell, send one over this way then if you find another!:D
:love: Well hell, send one over this way then if you find another!:D
Your just to dame ugly, have you tried guys.... you do play rugby don't you? That is what I heard about rugby players.:clown:
Actually I have a low cost solution for you.... :nuts: You live in a country known for it's SHEEP:laugh:
I think you sneak :sneak: up on one ... and this is where I can't help you any more but I am sure you can figure it out.:yummy: :cheeky:
'she who must be obeyed'
You married one of those too! :hail: :sneak:
It's a fact that if "she/mamma" ain't happy nobodys happy! :bite:
Then again, if she is happy everybodies happy! :love: :hurray: :coolban:
So I keep her happy! :devil: & I must be doing a good job hence this thread! :joy:
Poor Old Spike
21 Jul 06, 16:43
As a single,I often muse on the delights of marriage that have passed me by,such as a sweet wife saying things like:-
"For heavens sake don't let the neighbours know you play computer games or they'll be calling you 'The general at number 24"
"Switch that computer off and take me out for once"
"And get your teeth fixed,your mouth looks like something out of the X-files"
"And take that picture of a tank off the wall in the spare room before the window cleaner sees it"
"Dress properly,a baseball cap,jeans, trainers and t-shirt look ridiculous on a man your age"
"Hmm...that grass needs mowing.."
"No wonder my mothers never liked you"
"Huh! Better get down the doctors first thing tomorrow for some viagra"
"I know I should have married Rick Tannahill but Sue Stokes beat me to him and I ended up with you"
"Get rid of them glasses and use contact lenses to try and look like a proper man instead of Austin Powers"
"That dustbin needs putting out.."
"And we could do with a new kitchen unit.."
"Spruce yourself up, mother'll be here soon!"
"You spent HOW MUCH on that silly game????"
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Your just to dame ugly, have you tried guys.... you do play rugby don't you? That is what I heard about rugby players.:clown:
Yeah the rugby is a bit of an excuse for some male bonding, bit of a slap of the bum type thing :bite:
Actually I have a low cost solution for you.... :nuts: You live in a country known for it's SHEEP:laugh:
I think you sneak :sneak: up on one ... and this is where I can't help you any more but I am sure you can figure it out.:yummy: :cheeky:
Oh no, another sheep joke!
I tell you, its all a bit of a stereotype and blown right out of proportion, there is no sheep within like a what, 200? meter radius of my house, i just dont know where people get these impressions from...
NZ, 4 million people, 4 million tourists, 100 million sheep, and lately a couple million orcs as well... :p
"Hmm...that grass needs mowing.."
Never ending aint it, WE CANT READ YOUR MINDS! Just say what you want dammit :)
You married one of those too! :hail: :sneak:
It's a fact that if "she/mamma" ain't happy nobodys happy! :bite:
Then again, if she is happy everybodies happy! :love: :hurray: :coolban:
So I keep her happy! :devil: & I must be doing a good job hence this thread! :joy:
Gentlemen, believe this if nothing else!
If 'Herself' is smiling, ya can get away with 20 hrs a week of gameplay, with narry a moments problem!
Get tricky!:D
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