Us Army Wants You!

[Major Banned]

I noticed that the US side of the OPFOR Challenge Tourney has no alternates. If you are a man or woman between the ages of 1 and 99. Educational background not important. Able to communicate somewhat literately and without excessive drooling. Have the proper amount of appendages that is typical for the species Homo Sapien. We want you for the US Army! Be all you can be! Hurry, slots are filling rapidly, get yours today! This offer not valid in Iran, Iraq, North Korea, Taliban held Afghanistan, Serbia, and Tennessee.
:clown:

[Popester]

HEY NOW!!! I think I'm going to turn my M1's around and march with the OPFOR now that I know ya'll don't like us Tennessee folk.:mad: And have been making jokes behind our backs!

[Don Maddox]

Originally posted by Major Catastrophe
I noticed that the US side of the OPFOR Challenge Tourney has no alternates. If you are a man or woman between the ages of 1 and 99. Educational background not important. Able to communicate somewhat literately and without excessive drooling. Have the proper amount of appendages that is typical for the species Homo Sapien. We want you for the US Army! Be all you can be! Hurry, slots are filling rapidly, get yours today! This offer not valid in Iran, Iraq, North Korea, Taliban held Afghanistan, Serbia, and Tennessee.
:clown:

What do you know, that's the same line I saw on the official US Army homepage!! :eek:

[Major Banned]

Originally posted by Maddog


What do you know, that's the same line I saw on the official US Army homepage!! :eek:

All kidding aside, and my apologies to Popester, we could use an alternate and use one relatively quick, so if anyone out there would like to participate in the OPFOR Tourney on the U.S. side, either post to the forum or e-mail me at dshafer@evertek.net.
Did I mention free beer?
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[Popester]

Hey where's my free beer?? My recuiter said I'd get free beer and we know recruiters NEVER lie!!!:rolleyes: